Friday, November 08, 2013

Greeting Card Campaign: 11-9 Chaos Never Dies Day

Download your Chaos Never Dies Day Card here.
November 9th is, for no apparent reason, Chaos Never Dies Day, which does seem rather appropriate when you think about it.  Chaos Never Dies Day recognizes and honors Chaos Theory, the physics theory that helps to explain why physicists always seems to be getting it wrong on the whole unified field theory thing.  Chaos theory conveniently explains Murphy's Law (everything that can go wrong will go wrong), ADD, the Goldilocks Constant, adolescence, yawning and why old guys pull up their pants to their nipples. If everything in your life is going all hectic and disorderly, don't fight it. Celebrate it along with all the anarchists and quantum physicists who can't figure out why the universe the universe is expanding at an ever increasing rate? Some people celebrate by picking something in their life that is chaotic and getting it straightened up and in order. Of course, most of those guys are already obsessive compulsive anyway, so celebrate any doggone way you want to.

Send your partner in all the chaos this free downloadable Chaos Never Dies Day greeting card and tell her she brings order to your world. Just click on the caption below the picture of the woman in chaos above.  The link will take you to a pdf file in Google Docs.  Download the file. Don't try to print the file from within Google Docs. I use a lot of fonts and Google Docs doesn't seem to like them very much.  Instead, click on "File" in the upper left corner, then select "download" and copy the file to your own computer. Open it with Adobe PDF Reader or whatever PDF reader you prefer.  Print the card from there and it should be fine.
This is a side fold card, so when you print it, be sure to select "landscape" and if you have two-sided printing, choose "flip on the short side" so that the inside of the card is the same way up as the outside. 

© 2013 by Tom King

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