By all accounts the awarding of the flitch was an very rare event, the English apparently having a distinct skepticism where happiness and the institute of matrimony are concerned.
Declare your support for marital bliss today by buying your blushing bride a flitch of bacon and giving her an attractive card with your handwritten declarations of love inscribed at the bottom in the blank space provided.
|Print the inside rightside up|
|Print the outside upside down|
This is a top fold card, so, place the pictures in your document in portrait orientation, covering the whole page, facing opposite directions (one up/one down) on the front and back of some nice cardstock - something in a nice bacon-pink color would be perfect. Print the pages in portrait mode with the pictures facing opposite ways when flipped along the long edge.
Remember, nothing says, "I love you" like a huge slab of BACON! It's a very romantic gift that keeps right on giving. For you vegetarians out there, a case of veggie bacon is always a big hit with the missus.
© 2013 by Tom King